U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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