scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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