I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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