How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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