I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
True college students do jello shots in the library
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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