you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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