butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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