Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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