Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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