were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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