they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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