They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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