you guys were way drunker than both of me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Need sex. Gaining weight.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
