Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i would punch a child for taco bell
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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