I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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