dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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