he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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