Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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