I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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