There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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