you mean i was at the winter classic?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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