we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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