he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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