Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
