The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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