DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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