I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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