they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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