Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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