I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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