belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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