his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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