Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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