He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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