I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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