i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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