i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
His nipple licking is glorious
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