Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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