Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
birth control should be required to get into college
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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