I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I fill condoms, not promises.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
