Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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