real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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