You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
