All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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