nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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