It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
