Non-Jews are for practice
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just googled if crying burns calories
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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