I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Randomize
