Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
