Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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