ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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