wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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