Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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