I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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