What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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